jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

Before Rooster Teeth: that's immature
After Rooster Teeth: anal bus boat

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

JGL fondling his own arms (x)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

when someone younger than you tries to tell you what to do

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iya im becki and im ginger